"Michael and Jon are here for the bisexual girls."
-- a classmate, explaining our presence at an Outlaw party.
Second place: The kid who told my sister to brush her teeth "for, like, two hours " after he watched her fall face-first into a duckpond while chasing down an errant ball).
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What else would you have been there for?
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