Here we are at the close of the first polls. So far, CNN has called races for Richard Lugar and Bernie Sanders, which they could have done this morning had they wanted.
This is the first election I have not had to work in years, so I am sitting here with my computer, Frank Rich's book and -- at least right now -- an 18-pack of Bud Light. Each time the Democrats take a Republican House seat, I'll be drinking one. (Hard alcohol for Senate seats). The liquor store is around the corner in the event I need more.
As an anonymous reporter friend said yesterday, cheers to alcohol poisoning.
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get your stomach pumped dude.
29 beers and 6 shots? Forget the stomach pump, piss directly in your gas tank for the ethanol, but stay out from behind that wheel until '07.
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