A reader sent me the link to last week's editorial with the subject line "Worst one yet?" The issue referenced squirrels in four different articles. With apologies to the good folks (and fellow malicious nerds) at Fire Joe Morgan, let's walk through the reasoning here:
"As far as we can tell, no biologists or other wildlife experts have been directly consulted."
This seems complicated. Does anybody else mind looking into this?
"Different animals follow different patterns of behavior and reproduction, and the city should educate itself in developing a humane and long-term way of alleviating the problem."
Seriously, somebody should DO something.
"Another possible option for the city is to close the portion of the park that is causing the problem."Last time we checked, squirrels can not walk.
By doing so, perhap the squirrels could be weaned of human food, and park users would have more time to be educated about the dangers of feeding squirrels."Q.E.D.