The Bush Administration: The Environmental Protection Agency protecting the environment.
Speaking of which: Jesus.
Congress: Big campaign donors being unable to use "I was just following orders" as a defense for helping the government spy on citizens.
Remember when people said that was not a defense?
Los Altos Hills residents: Toni Casey running for office
Personally I hope she does, because I am curious whether Los Altos Hills is conservative enough that her affiliation with George Bush might actually be to her advantage.
Los Altos residents: Mountain View residents
Don't worry Mom and Dad, the police think she was adopted.
Last week, I lamented that people were more upset about the Voice's use of the non-word "preggers" in a headline than they were about a double-murder that orphaned an 8-year-old boy. Readers of the Voice site responded (with some prodding from yours truly) in a flurry of posts insanely blaming the tragedy on low-income housing and federal immigration policy. (Not a single poster said anything along of the lines of 'I hope the police catch the people responsible for this.')