An injunction! (And also one of these!) Why didn't we think of that earlier?!
University officials filed a lawsuit against the Animal Liberation Front, the Animal Liberation Brigade and five unnamed individuals because of various attacks on professors who have been conducting animal research over the last two years.
While the concept of filing for an injunction against people you can't identify is funny, the organization's planned defense is even funnier:
“The Animal Liberation Front and the Animal Liberation Brigade are two underground organizations that do not exist."
It's not clear how these non-existent organizations are planning to go about filing this defense or the threatened countersuit, but it should be interesting.