Loretta, who last appeared on the blog two years en route to her crushing defeat of Tan "Rusty Shackleford" Nguyen, provided my favorite moments of the lecture:
- Justifying her decision to interrupt herself mid-sentence and get up from her seat to step on a cricket: "I thought it was a cockroach"
- Describing her parents' impression of her childhood intellect compared to her older brother's: "The retard."
- Recounting her decision to run against "B-1 Bob Dornan" in 1996 after he refused to meet with her: "Screw you."