Welcome disappointed perverts

As many of you know, I've long been upset about all of the impostor Jon Wieners out there that are more famous than I am. So after a recent talk with Jesse Lewin, I've decided to do some shameless Mike Cassidy-style self-promotion. Okay, fine, I'm somewhat ashamed of it.

As a first step, I installed a handy stat counter on the site. The best thing about this tool is seeing the stray search terms that lead unsuspecting surfers from all over the world to Nemesis of Evil.

Three of my recent favorites:

1. Places to visit in Somalia -- And BigDra thought that nobody read the foreign dispatches.
2. Taser vagina -- I blame Erik Koland for this one.
3. Rebecca Wallace porn -- This led to the main page, even though I had already removed both NOE's porn coverage and a link to Palo Alto Weekly arts and entertainment editor Rebecca Wallace's blog.

You know what? As long as we're linking to everyone and their mothers, Mountain View Voice managing editor Don Frances.