Here are my other favorites:
"To do in LA: 1) Find a decent bagel. 2) Meet Larry David.Arcia Dorosti:
To not do in LA: 1) Party with undergrads. 2) Continue blogging about MV + Los Altos news."
(Sorry, Molly, but building a shower to take to Burning Man cost you some credibility here.)
"I can't think of anything important to say. So, I will call you when it comes to me."Bubba:
(He called a few days later with updates on the A's).
"Deep thought: You will go as far as your heart and mind take you.
Lighter note: I'll hook you up with some girls if you buy me beer."
See you in a few weeks, Bubba.